literally the most beautifully absurd thing I’ve seen in a while.
enjoy.
FUCK YEAH!
Questers on the neverending search for context will be disappointed to learn that the string “space akita” returns results that are not in any way useful.
(Source: carudamon119)
Dogbus and childbusstop (guardian.co.uk via Mac Amazing)
“Look, no offense meant, but I think we both know this made a lot more sense when we were drunk. Really, really, really drunk.”
My simple-minded dog recently went on an unplanned adventure. Because the simple dog is so very simple, her adventure was alarming and horrible for everyone involved. (Hyperbole and a Half: Wild Animal (The Simple Dog Goes for a Joy Ride))
Some dogs have the misfortune to look happy no matter what you do to them.
(Source: misspaperlilies)
Via issuein2 via groc via cleanskies, who adds:
Pet keeping in non-humans. I remember reading a short SF story once that used pet keeping as a measure of sentience.